and now for a humorous documentary

behold. the carrot. man kinds worst adversary, sent to destroy us all. a famine on the world which we fight everyday in a silent, but luckily uphill additude. this is why i fucking piss on carrots at the farms in my town, not only to save lives, but to deter ferrets and weasles, with my piss, and ill piss in your asshole.

thus endeds the introduction. now for some scientific data

the carrot is shaped much like a cock and vs cucumbers, another nefarious creative, make excellent dildos, especially for young girls. when you fuck them hard enough the lesson is complete, eye matey?