#Presenting: #Family #Time

Here are the rules:
Every Friday your immediate family gets together, orders pizza together, and watches tv. family time done!

Do it every week, and you’ll have something to talk about in a decade. I suggest ABC for small families, FOX for large families, CBS for old timer families, and channel surfing for the rest

Be sure to censor your TV for the kids, and try your best to put on best clothes, even if you cant.

“Would you get the hell out of my house, you fucking schizophrenic? Huh? You think getting SHOT AT EVERY DAY DOESNT MEAN I CANT COME HOME TO PEACEFUL HOUSE STEVE? I’m sending your ass to the psych ward. FOREVER STEVE”
“For every ride I’ve taken, Rosebud, I will write you one word”

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