Could’ve been a very long, decade long prank by Barack Obama because I dropped the N word and a few death threats to his adminstration.. They sentme to a psych ward for 1 year, made me stop brushing my teeth, and I shower about once a week

I figure the buildup of bacteria from feces and other contamination would’ve killed me over the decade of HIV, im actually so healthy I can do things.. So sorry.. fucking obama, if this continues I’ll just donate money

And hardy har har secret service.. I’ll call you and thank you, I can live!! Hopefully I dont get cancer from chainsmoking though.. Chemical sensitivity could just be in my head