How I imagine this happened is someone on Stripe.com (A real upstart that happens to be shitty) was on there rag so they started harassing the government into harassing me, either that or some 15 year old brat who’s dad works at social security started raging on racism and eventually led to this:

Basically, for the next few months I’m poor as shit since I rely on that money for personal finance, so go stripe.com/15 year olds

If you can handle legal disputes, please contact me at jon@unidef.org through your law firms email address so we can talk, it has to be done through constituency