mitch mcconnell, aka angus mctrotten, is an immortal born in the 14th century, through the way of combat and medicine, which is known to all immortals, he was able to fend off america’s devils through hand to hand combat
when he almost made it, he uttered the words “there can only be one” and he was like d@ (which is a dude sticking his thumb up), then he came back to life, then donald trump challenged the main immortal, snagglepuss, to a duel, and won, for america