God would like to be referred to as New God, to bring the revelations of his existing creations to Earth’s MANKIND, maybe animals, NO FUCKING ALIENS, NASA, MR FUCKING GORE, there are no aliens are there? this is a big attempt to get MORE attention for global warming, and its fucking cold as shit you geezer.
Anyways, someone call the Vatican and coordinate a Newer Testament, don’t negotiate, beg, they’re holy men, they understand.
Here are the teachings of Jesus Christ, the book is hacked and full of stuff to destroy your mind, and send you to a psych ward because of hackers, but its the best I, Jon, can do
WARNING: MAY CAUSE PSYCHOLOGICAL HARM
https://www.sacred-texts.com/bib/csj/index.htm
WARNING: MAY CAUSE PSYCHOLOGICAL HARM