Now on The Evidence

Evidence has been surfacing from multiple sources, that Anderson Cooper was born on The PCP

Anderson “EAZY PCP” Cooper before he found out he had PCP in his system at birth

Presented above, is a picture of his now defunct Instagram feed with notes from his remaining two fans responding in complete and utter SHOCK as he, and this is from multiple sources, “Rides the Snake”

Anderson Cooper, since his investigative reports in Afghanistan, simply cannot be trusted with The PCP, because he is a drug addict, and a fiend. My suggestion? A ROBBERY