- SHOWER AND BRUSH THREE TIMES A DAY. wash your taint. get your dentist to brush your teeth on checkups. learn how to scoop gently when you wipe
- be honest
- wear whatever you want, I suggest picking clothes at random
- say whatever you want
- you dont have to be funny, just be honest
- if you dont want sex, just say so
- try to go easy on masturbation, either that, NO MASTURBATION
- fast food is cute
- dont be too pushy
- be honest!
- try holding hands at first
- look forward to kids, if you dont want kids, be a monk
- be as honest and straightforward as possible, this is a relationship, not a bargain game
- try to help each other out as much as possible in a relationship, including money if possible
- do cute stuff together! say what’s on your mind!
- wash hands as often as possible, hopefully together
- if all else fails, goto the zoo and make fun of animals. those animals need something to laugh at
enjoy!