through their contact forum at trump towers, that we need a federal sports league, I suggest NFL restructuring initially due to their “aggressive” fanbase, and starting one football team each denoting bias towards a specific issue, and forming multiple teams, to fight battle in a federal game, like the super bowl, but with geniuses (think globetrotters on Futurama), or at least one federal team, hopefully with the best of the best of the best, of the best, looking for change
basketball will be different since we need a federal court to resolve issues, mainly smack talk, since football is so ingrained with federalism as it is, basketball is more of a street thing. I dont know much about baseball, but that deals with sticks
but in the email I wrote that a federal team called “the federali’s” might hose down international conflicts with Mexico