I want the

nsa to handle software, especially The Neural Programming Language
fbi to handle the chasis
pentagon to handle sales and security
cia to handle software sales financial infrastructure
and the White House to advertise

the special trick behind my c library is a google interface, you can find out a bunch of profound shit from google analytics database

primarily the Location (L) variable, which is (dun dun) hooked up to google analytics on the website hosted on the device